Funny English

Song and Rhymes

Hello, how are
you?

- Hello, how are you?- I`m hungry.
- I`m tired.

- I`m cold.

- I`m sad.

- Hello, how are you?

- I`m happy!

- I`m great!

- I`m good!

- I`m ok.

People work

Nigel Naylor, he's a tailor.
He makes trousers, suits and shirts.
Penny Proctor, she's a doctor.
Comes to see you when it hurts.
Peter Palmer, he's a farmer.
He's got cows and pigs and sheep.
Wendy Witter, babysitter.
Minds the kids when they're asleep.
People work in the country.
People work in the town.
People work day and night.
To make the world go round.
Mabel Meacher, language teacher.
Teaches English, French and Greek.
Gary Gummer, he's a plumber.
Call him when you've got a leak.
Patty Prentice, she's a dentist.
Keeps your teeth both clean and white.
Ronnie Ryman, he's a fireman.
Comes when there's a fire to fight.
People work in the country.
People work in the town.
People work day and night.
To make the world go round.
People work in the country.
People work in the town.
People work day and night.
To make the world go round.

One, two, three, four, five

Once I caught a crab alive,

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

Then I let it go again.

Why did you let it go?

Because it bit my finger so.

Which finger did it bite?

This little finger on the right.

Five little bears

Five little bears dancing on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

Mother called a doctor, And the doctor

Said : "No more little bears dancing on the bed".

Four little bears dancing on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

Mother called a doctor, And the doctor said

"No more little bears dancing on the bed".

Three little bears ...

Two little bears .....

One little bears dancing on the bed,

He fell off and bumped his head.

Mother called a doctor, And the doctor

said: "No more little bears dancing on the bed" .

Na, Na, Na ! I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with Me!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Clap, clap, clap your hands

Stomp, stomp, stomp your feet

Swing, swing, swing your arms

Dance everybody and sing with me!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Na. Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Jump, jump, jump around

Touch the sky and touch the ground

Shake, shake, shake your hips

I know a song and it goes like this!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh so happy!

Sing with me!

Clap, clap, clap your hands!

Stomp, stomp, stomp your feet!

Swing, swing, swing your arms!

Dance everybody and sing with me!

Jump, jump, jump around!

Touch the sky and touch the ground!

Shake, shake, shake your hips!

I know a song and it goes like this!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Na, Na, Na

I'm so happy!

Oh, so happy!

Sing with me!

Mother Earth, Mother Earth

Mother Earth, Mother Earth!

It's a great place to be.

Mother Earth, Mother Earth

Home planet for you and me.

Look after our earth with care.

'Cos it's a planet we all share.

Humans, animals, plants and trees.

Let's live together in harmony.

Mother Earth, Mother Earth.

It's a great place to be.

Mother Earth, Mother Earth.

Home planet for you and me.

In ourselves we must take pride.

For our future we need to strive.

Be kind it's worthwhile.

Light the world up with your smile!

Mother Earth, Mother Earth.

It's a great place to be.

Mother Earth, Mother Earth.

Home planet for you and me.

It's a great place to be!

In peace and harmony!

Tommy Thumb

Tommy Thumb, Tommy Thumb,

Where are you?

Here I am, here I am,

How do you do?

(“Now it’s Peter Pointer’s turn which is your index finger; he’s the one who points”)

Peter Pointer, Peter Pointer,

Where are you?

Here I am, here I am,

How do you do?

(“Now it's Toby Tall which is your middle finger; he’s the tallest one of them all”)

Toby Tall, Toby Tall,

Where are you?

Here I am, here I am,

How do you do?

(“And now it's Ruby Ring, she’s the fourth one along”)

Ruby Ring, Ruby Ring,

Where are you?

Here I am, here I am,

How do you do?

(“Last, but not least is Baby Small, he’s the littlest finger of all”)

Baby Small, Baby Small,

Where are you?

Here I am, here I am,

How do you do?

(“OK, now for the last time put your fingers in the air, give them a wiggle and wave them everywhere”)

Fingers all, Fingers all,

Where are you?

Here we are, here we are,

How do you do?

Here we are, here we are,

How do you do?

Don't worry, be happy!

Don't worry, be happy!

Here is a little song I wrote.

You might want to sing it note for note.

Don't worry be happy!

In every life we have some trouble.

When you worry you make it double,

Don't worry, be happy!

Ain't got no place to lay your head.

Somebody came and to.ok your bed.

Don't worry, be happy!

The land lord say your rent is late.

He may have to litigate.

Don't worry, be happy!

Look at me I am happy!

Don't worry, be happy!

Here I give you my phone number

When you worry call me

I make you happy.

Don't worry, be happy!

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style

Ain't got not girl to make you smile

But don't worry be happy

Cause when you worry

Your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry, be happy (now)

There is this little song I wrote

I hope you learn it note for note.

Like good little children.

Don't worry, be happy!

Listen to what I say

In your life expect some trouble.

But when you worry

You make it double.

Don't worry, be happy!

Don't worry don't do it, be happy!

Put a smile on your face.

Don't bring everybody down like this.

Don't worry, it will soon past.

Whatever it is

Don't worry, be happy!

I`m smile when I`m happy

I smile, when I`m happy.
I fround, when I`m sad .
I blush ,when I`m embarrassed.
I shout, when I`m mad.

Are you smiling ? –Yes, I`m happy !
Are you frounding ? – Yes, I`m sad!
Are you blushing ? - Yes, I`m embarrassed!
Are you shouting ? - Yes, I`m mad!

We smile, when we are happy!
We fround, when we are sad!
We blush, when we are embarrassed.
We shout, when we are mad.